4) Not being attracted to Black women

April 9, 2008 at 6:54 pm | In Preferences | 6 Comments

(A typical Thursday night at the apartment – Beyonce’s newest music video appears on the television in the living room)
Asian male #1: “Do you think Beyonce is hot?”
Asian male #2: “No, not really. I mean, I can see how she is pretty, but I’m just not attracted to her, you know?”
Asian male #1: “Yeah, I know what you mean, I’m the same. She has a great body and nice face, but I don’t really feel it. What about Tyra Banks?”
Asian male #2: “Ugh! Not at all. The face does not do it for me.”
Asian male #1: “Maybe we’re genetically wired just to find Asian and White women attractive?”
Asian male # 2: “Perhaps. Let’s go watch The Scorpion King. I can never get enough of Kelly Hu.”

It is a universal rule that Asian males cannot be attracted to Black women. There are two theories explaining this phenomenon. The first is that Asian males are not exposed to Black girls during middle and high school, and therefore do not have the experience to properly appreciate the beauty of Black women. The second, and probably more credible theory, is that Black women rarely find Asian males attractive, and thus it is a simple case of Asian males preferring women that they have a non-zero probability of obtaining, which is the efficient use of their dating effort.

This is an extremely touchy subject to broach around Asian males. However, to defuse the potentially ruinous consequences of the subject, just say that you really liked the movie Romeo Must Die and that Aaliyah was great in it. This serves as a reminder that there are Black women that find Asian men attractive. However, to obtain relationships with them requires successful life-saving situations using martial arts.

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this website is genius. i really like your writing style. hahah.

in the movie do they ever kiss or anything? isn’t it just a bunch of implied sexual tension?… if so, that would further go to show you that even with life saving martial arts it’s still not feasible, even in a fictional setting..

Comment by brian — April 9, 2008 #
thanks, glad you like it.

no, they do not kiss or anything, just a lot of flirty banter and a hug at the end. A hong kong superstar could not even get the job done.

Comment by jedthedino — April 9, 2008 #
What about a korean or a japanese super star? Could they get the job done? And if life saving martial arts was replaced by seductive dancing, would that make a difference?

Comment by png — April 10, 2008 #
theoretically yes, it could happen. however, since there are no precedents, we are in the same position as the world before the 4-minute mile, atomic bomb, and cloned animals. easy to say, hard to do.

Comment by jedthedino — April 12, 2008 #
Hmm interesting post. I personally think Jet Li definitely gets the job done *He’s gorgeous!* However I honestly think *and when I say this my intention in not to offend anyone* But I do believe the reason why there isn’t a kiss scene is that the filmmakers did not want to upset the Asian audience, since Asian culture is very much still steeped in tradition. *Which I admire greatly* Even if we are to look at Asian men and white female relationships in films it’s still quite a rare pairing, the biggest one I can recall off the top of my head is The King and I- and didn’t it only have unresolved sexual tension also?

I’m a black female and I tell ya all my lady friends were definitely up for a kiss scene with Aaliyah and Jet Li. I personally wish the filmmakers were bolder when creating such movies because it’s the only way to start break down all those preconceived/ taboo notions of black women and Asian men parings.

On a lighter note and a little secret I’ll let you all in on. If any black female has Romeo must Die on their list of top films it’s definitely not for the “martial arts” it’s definitely for Jet Li! ^_^

Comment by Cutestuff — March 5, 2009 #
Here’s the deal. Asian guys prefer white women first because that’s what they’re around. If you’re black they’ll still look at you but you will have to have something to offer, (looks, personality, smarts, etc.).

Black men also do the EXACT same things. Just go to destee.com and you’ll see what I’m talking about. I’ve seen the men there say wild things like black men don’t like Beyonce or black men prefer skinny girls or what ever. And don’t get me started on those sites that cater to black guys and white women. What they say is even more disgusting.

Really, Asian guys aren’t that bad. I’m with one and I’m NOT Aaliyah. I’m a fat housewife with VERY kinky hair and a big bottom. From ALL perceptions NO ONE would want me. I don’t really care about that, because when I look in my bedroom I see a REAL Asian man in my bed, (as he’s of South Korean heritage). Some of the size 3 women may not have that, (though I’m not against size 3 women). )

Anyway, don’t fret. If you really want an Asian man I can assure you despite all the hate and racism there’s one out there for you. )

Comment by Kristina — May 16, 2009 #